Chain Status

"If I've EVER made you smile click like. Then put this as your status and see how many you get. :)"

Why? Oh WHY?! As if chain emails weren't enough, now we must have chain statuses? Also, its super dumb and really sad when people don't get that many 'likes'.

uh...

"I poop on people and blame it on seagulls."

This one is just plain weird.

BOO!

"Trailer Park Boys with my boo tonight . . .heck *******' yes!"

First off, I had to censor a status like crazy...second, my BOO? Seriously?

Rumors

"so ummm i did not know that [JANE DOE] is a lesbian!!!!!!!"

So what makes this one awkward is that this girl went to school with me, as did the guy who said this. And the fact that he shouted it all over facebook. That is both embarrassing and weird...and tasteless.

Really?

"naked and famous"

I don't think I need to comment on this one.

This Is Sad...But I Still Laughed

"I am a horrible person and can't take being me right now."

This one actually is super depressing, screams emo and why, oh WHY, would you post that to your wall? The worst was all the people who responded saying that they felt the same: "unwanted and UNadequate". Maybe I'm mean, but I'm just not feeling it.

Wait...what?

"Wonder if I should adopt a makeout policy with 16 year old girls? Cough . . . justin. . . cough"

I don't know if this is an inside joke or whatever, but it should have stayed an inside joke, and not been posted. I mean...this is coming from a guy in college, thats just weird.